glitteringhellspawn:

glitteringhellspawn:

If I were a parent I simply wouldn’t take my anger out on my kids and then ask them why they’re upset

Rip to my mom but I’m different

fuckshitavenue:

flannelsandjeans:

flannelsandjeans:

Buffets are PVP enabled areas

Just saw a lady pour chili onto her pizza

Enchanting her weapon

falseflagmax:

i am the kind of person who says hi to dogs

batmanisagatewaydrug:

perstongravey:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

spoiler free Detective Pikachu review

the Bulbasaurs were too cute and it made me cry

There’s

More than one?

there are many and they are friends

0alexis-texas0:

stepdadjesus:

handful-of-dirt:

grabdatgem:

handful-of-dirt:

grabdatgem:

handful-of-dirt:

What’s the point of a diary if no one is gonna stumble upon it centuries later and fall in love with you after you’re dead?

Is this a vegan thing? Do vegan bones last longer? i’m confused.

What on earth are you talking about

Like milk is supposed to be good for ya bones right? But is this like anti-milk/cow product because it stops your bones from coming back to life in the future?

I need a little more info. Where are you getting milk or bones from in this post

Rachel how do so many people read your post as saying dairy and don’t think to themselves for one second they could possibly have read it wrong

poblacht-na-n-oibrithe:

13mo:

magistrate-of-mediocrity:

13mo:

13mo:

yes i am eating a subway sandwich for breakfast. yes. ladies calm down haha i can share if youd like

the ladies are 300 rats that follow me around

They’re all ladies? That seems statistically improbable.

im a feminist

gulcayn:

i overthink in #mycalvins

gayreinhardt:

i love funnies

tomorrow’s the big day

starscream:

When you realize that there’s only 100 days until Halloween:

the-swift-tricker: